Driving past Stubby park brought about this conversation between Commander and the boys:
"Hey boys, do you know what caused the yellow and brown streaks on the sledding hill?" asked the Commander.
"No," replied T11, from the back seat.
"Tell 'em, T13."
"The brown streaks are from the kids who got so scared they pooed their pants on the way down the hill, and the yellow one is from those that peed." T13 chuckled at his cleverness.
"Oh, I would be on the yellow streak, then," said T11.
'The urine on the ice freezes and makes it slicker and you go faster." The Commander is trying to get a rise out of the boys.
"Remember not to put your hands down."
"EWWWW!" they all exclaimed.
"When it sprays up in your face, don't lick your lips!" chimed the Commander.
"Oops!" said T11 from the back seat. "I'll have to remember that next time."
Conversations between men and boys - they can get so gross.